Is that a magic wand in your pocket or…

I just read that illusionist, David Copperfield, is under suspicion of having possibly raped a Seattle woman in the Bahamas. The FBI was informed and has raided his super sekrit lair in Las Vegas. They took a hard drive, a digital camera’s memory chip, and a ton of cash.

What is the FBI thinking? They are investigating the world’s greatest magician! It is David Fricking Copperfield! Do you really think your handcuffs can hold him down? Is there any hope of being able to keep him locked up in jail for more than 5 minutes while he holds his breath and plays the violin behind his back? Good luck even getting him to show up to court. You’ll be escorting him from the car to the courthouse with a blanket over his head so the paps can’t get a good photo… when you get inside and remove the blanket, it’ll be a Huge Effing Tiger that kills everyone.

David Copperfield is to magic what Chuck Norris is to karate. Mr. FBI man, you’ve bitten off more than you can chew on this one. Might as well just drop the whole thing now.

Posted by: Vonski | 10-19-2007 | 10:10 AM
Posted in: Celebrities